Findings:
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to pick up a dime with a forklift
- Boys, girls, and their mirror neurons
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Why every girl on the entire planet has a boyfriend
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- The Girls in Their Summer Dresses
- 206
- Picking a zit
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- I learnt how to perform cunnilingus while on holiday with my boyfriend
- How to pick up women
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- How to get the electorate to vote against their interests
- How to Pull Girls
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- How to meet the most girls
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to get a girl's attention
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- How to pick up hot red-headed chicks
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- A certain type of girl
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How To Meet Girls
- How much for the little girl?
- How to not get the girl
- Being a Jerk to Pick Up Girls
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- How to pick up men
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- how to make door lock picks
- How to pick up Sheilas
- How the Dukes of Chandos acquired their wives
- Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- How to convert musical notes to their Hz equivalent
- How to beat someone at "pick a number"
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Tips for geeks trying to pick up girls
- Kill Your Boyfriend
- Existentialists make bad boyfriends
- Having A Boyfriend Is Bad For Friendships.
- The Boyfriend's Death
- The $20,000 Boyfriend
- When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
- Transgender boyfriend
- Stealing the worship of the muse's boyfriends
- Bend Over Boyfriend
- The gyaru boyfriend scale
- Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
- The Revolution is my boyfriend!
- I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
- 2nd letter to my boyfriend's wife
- letter to my boyfriend's wife, part 2
- certain
- a certain age
- To a Certain Cantatrice
- A certain point of view
- The desire to fling oneself to certain doom
- Is the fact of your certain death enough to prevent you from enjoying life?
- certain values
- As certain as color
- I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
- There's a certain Slant of light
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Come, Sleep! O Sleep, the certain knot of peace
- Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- My skin is dark. Hers is the color of certain lilies.
- You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
- Criminal Code of Canada - Part XI Wilful and Forbidden Acts in Respect of Certain Property
- Certain modest deprecations against my malevolent Detractour
- To a Certain Civilian
- On Certain Species of Writing
- A certain gaze
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- The passions of a love affair between a chemist and a certain prostitute named Pamela Diaz are shared by millions of unwitting 'patients' every day
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Prayer as regards a certain kind of statistic
- Postmortem fisting of a deer entitles one to certain things.
- never certain, always moving
- In a certain faraway land
- A certain zoo employee
- If you're looking for a certain answer then you're defeating the purpose of asking the question
- making certain he was touching her
- La Blue Girl
- Spice Girls
- Everything But the Girl
- All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
- Battle Girl
- Girl Power
- Indigo Girls
- The Patchwork Girl
- Girls' keychains
- girl geek
- The Patchwork Girl of Oz
- The most wonderful girl in the world
- Tank Girl
- Powerpuff Girls
- girl group
- Little girls
- Page 3 girl
- Irish girls
- Catholic girl theory
- The hyacinth girl
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Mudflap Girl
- girl
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- Power Girl
- Power Girl of Atlantis
- Knife Girl
- Guerrilla Girls
- Boy meets girl
- so expendable in their memory
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code (document)
- What are little girls made of?
- That girl I met in the elevator
- The girl you fell in love with
- Jessie's Girl
- Girl, Interrupted
- Art School Girl
- Art School Girls of Doom
- Action Girl Comics
- teenage girls
- The Weather Girls
- girl scout
- Video Girl Ai
- Get In Shape Girl
- dabo girl
- American girls are all so easy
- What A Girl Wants
- That Girl
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- Girl Scout Cookies
- Dream Girl
- Cinnamon Girl
- Girl, Twenty
- hundred-million girl (user)
- West End Girls
- Smart girls are sexy
- Some girl in the woods
- Call girl
- Girl gamers
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