Findings:

• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Help Me, Rhonda
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• god help me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Please help me!
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Give Me the Brain
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• You say you want to help me
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• So help me God
• help me (user)
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• Help Me, Daddy
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• lord help me, for i am weak
• Help Me Out, Will You?
• Help me help you
• watch over me until i can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity
• The drinks that helped me through 2023
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• Tell me a story about brains
• The Brain
• brain
• Pinky and the Brain
• Brain freeze
• brain dump
• Mother Brain
• brain rectification
• Brain damage
• Bad Brains
• left brain
• right brain
• Billion Dollar Brain
• brain fart
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• This is your brain on drugs
• brain stem
• It's not brain surgery
• robotic brain meltdown
• The Man with two Brains
• brain fog
• Brained
• Water brain
• Sleepwalking, brain food, and love
• Sir Brain (user)
• Best Brains
• brain drain
• Global Brain
• brain surgery
• insane brain noise
• If I only had a brain
• Brain Drain (user)
• brain augmentation
• Unix brain damage
• We are the trains of thought that move through everything's brain
• terminal brain death
• Uhlek Brain World
• Brain (user)
• Travel changes your brain
• Picked brain (user)
• Squirrel brains
• Brain hurt... me need caffeine...
• We only use 10% of our brain
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• Warm boot the human brain
• brain wave
• I felt a Funeral, in my Brain
• Brain Salad Surgery
• Jupiter Brain
• The function of the brain and nervous system
• monkey brains
• An Open Letter to My Brain
• Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain
• The significant costs of the large human brain
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
• brain bucket
• brain sieve
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• Brain tumor
• My body is still trying to explain it to my brain
• How many chickens?
• Brain Teaser
• Tab completion is an infectious brain virus
• Galaxy Brain
• brain transplant
• Scoutmaster Brains
• Warning: Ecstasy may cause brain damage
• Brains are sexy
• My brain went on vacation and left my pancreas in charge
• bad brain day
• Brain Smasher
• The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
• pidgin brain
• The Green Brain
• Brain Teaser: Five Hats
• What're we gonna do tomorrow night, Brain?
• Mutant brains of London cabbies
• The Golden Turkey Award for Most Brainless Brain Movie
• Boys got cooties, girls got brains
• Black box for the brain
• Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
• How your brain works
• never trust a minty brained man
• burn in the brain
• Have brain, will travel
• that lump they call your brain
• How your brain interprets light
• Who are the brain police?
• brain wave frequencies
• A New Brain
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• How to scrape for cash
• Triune Brain Theory
• Your brain is a super computer
• Brain Typing
• Brain dead
• Warming Up The Brain Farm
• fish brain robot
• Structures of the brain with unusual names
• Brain Reaction
• money laundering, Minneapolis, and brain damage
• collective brain
• This is your brain on marijuana
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Justification for damaging your brain with recreational drugs
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• The God part of the brain
• Don't touch your brain
• How to treat brain injuries
• Emotion and regional brain activity
• Dennis Brain
• open brain coral
• Brain Donors
• The Three Brain Phases
• How to remove the brain of a domesticated cat
• reptilian brain
• Television does more than rot your brain
• Depression and the brain
• brain in a vat
• The Brain Puzzler
• The important difference between cow and sheep brains
• Right brain/Left brain dominance quiz
• Deadly Brain
• Brain Mole
• The Brain Room
• The Brain That Wouldn't Die
• How your brain codes knowledge
• wet brain
• Soul of an artist, brain of a geek
• How to remove the brain of a laboratory rat
• Monsieur Mallah and the Brain
• The Mathematical Brain
• Black Hole Brain (user)
• Sexing the Brain
• human brain
• Grandma's brain exploded; thereafter, things improved
• broiled brain (user)
• Bird Brains
• Brain death
• Brain Fever
• Left/Right brain dominance

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