• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I married him because he was not mean
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Also known as
• The abyss gazes also: Flight
• Spin-cycle cracks
• Cracking a Master Lock
• Ancient Arrowhead
• He fled
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• He and she are one
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He's High Again
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was only following orders
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VI
• There was a man with tongue of wood
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The Blood Was Everywhere
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The Day the World was about to End
• the little friendship that never was
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• This node was made for you and me
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• His version was better
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• William Shatner's Mother Dressed As A Nazi Police Officer Prostitute Who Moonlights as a Storm Trooper and is also a Transvestite Cow
• Crack Alley
• Falling through the cracks
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• He holds things, and he drops things
• He dreams of smoke
• For he is an Englishman
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• The room was hot
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• What was left was tiny
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Renee was a princess (person) mp3 (recording)
• also (user)
• crack baby
• Buying crack from your mom's pimp
• The crack whores vs. hellfire
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• It's just the way that he walks
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Psalm 119: He
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• It was not a dream
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• Was it something I said?
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Johnny Was
• A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
• What if architecture was like web design?
• I tried to arrange my life in paragraphs, unaware that I was a haiku
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Port Townsend, Washington
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• It was better before they came
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• I am that person I was watching
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• The abyss gazes also: Detour

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