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• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Never Been Kissed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I've Never Been to Me
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What Might Have Been
• You have been the daylight shining
• I have never
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• Sweet 16 and never been kissed
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have just been shot
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Never will you reclaim everything I have owned
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• you would have been
• love like you've never been hurt
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• And All That Could Have Been
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Could I Have Been?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Questions we will never have answers to
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• It could have been me
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Oceania has never been at war
• Something I Can Never Have
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• Advice I have been given about girls
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have never felt more alive
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Evolution has never been observed
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I have always been burning
• Because I've never been able to make anything beautiful
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Movies that should have been books first
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• The way things have always been done
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Why I've never been ice skating
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Have you been a dad today?
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Using a command line
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I've been duped by Satan!
• You've Been Framed
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• It's been odd out in the world
• It's been an hour. I still love her.
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• I have spent all night paging you
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• Finding out you have cancer
• I have to go to the bathroom
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I have become furniture in your life
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• if I can't have silence
• We have come to the first bump in the road
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• things you wouldn't have believed
• Dude, you have a white spot
• We were never really friends
• Never look like you're staring
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• floating and never settling
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• letter I never sent
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• August from September never looked as green
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• literature is a child of experience always, of knowledge never
• I never know what to do with my hands
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• The Five Nevers - top kitchen safety rules
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• The software hath been released
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• A reason to drink
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• the dreams that should have died

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