Findings:

• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Guns kill people.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Know your pets
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• When you kill people they die
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do blind people dream?
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Ground rush
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• Indigenous people don't exist
• telling people what they don't need to know
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Things people don't want to hear
• Treatment of corporations
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• People who don't smoke will never die
• telling people what they don't need to know/ you've got a monster in your parasol/ Rated R(thing)
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
• I don't believe in people
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• The First Thing We Do, Let's Kill All the Lawyers
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Stuff White People Do
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Don't encourage people to read
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Capitalize, please
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• people who don't exist
• Don't draw your gun if you don't intend to shoot
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• People don't flail when they die
• People who don't read
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Why do people believe in God?
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Wave Motion Gun
• LPPR: Guns and Football
• gun case
• Gun Fight
• The Guns of August
• Suicide with Daddy's Gun
• Gun Blade
• Tommy Gunn and Frankie Bunk
• kill -9
• Kill a rap
• computers kill kids
• Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond
• Cars Kill Fish
• curiosity killed the cat
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• To kill a mocking baby
• kill randy (user)
• to kill a poem
• Creative ways of killing people
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• How to get people to leave you alone
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Kentucky
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• Where people go when people die
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• People confuse me
• The White People - Epilogue
• The Everything People Registry : Czech Republic
• people for whom religion is mostly a matter of chance
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• Brainy people make the best friends
• An Enemy of the People, act II.4
• People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
• The Everything People Registry : United States : South Dakota
• A History of the Arab Peoples
• The Everything People Registry : India
• Do-It-Yourself Coffins for Pets and People
• Among other objectionable habits, David's mother enjoyed spiking people's drinks with psychedelic drugs
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Beaker People
• The dream people were being assholes.
• In Downriver Factory Towns, People Are Looking For Hope in a New Kind of Smoke
• You are a thousand people swimming in an ocean of light
• electromagnetic pulse gun
• Gatling gun
• water gun
• Stun gun
• GEP Gun
• Buy a Gun
• Love Gun
• dynamite gun
• cap gun
• Hotchkiss gun
• send lawyers, guns and money
• Gravity Kills
• Kill your sampler
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter

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