Findings:
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- I want them to go out as unseen as they came
- No one can know what you want unless you tell them
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- He who has ears, let him hear
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- out with the old and in with the new
- Food was purer in the good old days
- Why are socks so darn good?
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- So You Want to Write a Fugue
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Oooh it's so good!
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Don't Go Out the Door
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- So you want to be a waitress
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- So, you want to be a philosopher
- The Old Tin Can Man
- Ring out the old, ring in the new
- "The good old days" are a scam
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- seek out my creations and destroy them
- So, he's leaving
- When he became an old man
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- Exes can be good things
- If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
- When did the World get so old?
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- So you want to start a webzine
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- so bad it's good
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- windows where I can look out
- What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
- If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- She had never kissed someone so old.
- He's a good guy friend
- Good Old Shoe
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- The Good Old Days!
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
- Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Let them have Festivas
- So you want to quit Everything2
- Never let them see you bleed
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Hush, I stole them out of the moon
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Canned goods
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Want. So Possessive.
- Can you drink old beer?
- The Search for a Good Old Fashioned BBS
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- So you want to be a telephone engineer
- 4 out of 5 Great Old Ones approve
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
- I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
- So you want to be an editor (document)
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- good old boy
- You were always so good to me
- longish fingernails good for fishing reticent ghosts out of your closet corners
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
- So you want to be a star?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
- NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I got a good giggle out of this...
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- And so he sailed the wine-dark sea
- He speaks so well!
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- So you want to wear a Trench Coat?
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- So far, so good
- the stuff they keep out of the papers, and off the TV, for your own damn good
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- Why do we treat them so well?
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Let the cat out of the bag
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- You give them a good excuse to cry
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- Let them eat cake
- So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- A dirty old town gets marginally cleaner: Jack gets the hell out of New York City
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
- Good help is so hard to find
- These are their future good old days.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Please please please let me get what I want
- let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
- Woman's so hot I want to cry
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
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