Findings:

• Good Girls Don't
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Teenagers, take off your clothes
• Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
• Good reasons not to wear make-up
• The Emperor Wears No Clothes
• don't wear your heart on the soles of your feet
• Ballet dancers don't wear diapers
• We don't make good wives
• you have to wear clothes
• Why I don't wear cologne
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Good reasons to wear make-up
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• don't throw good money after bad
• Guitar strings don't make good tattoo needles
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• clothes dryer
• Clothe
• loose-fitting clothes
• Fat wallets equal smaller clothes
• The Dread of showing new Clothes to your Mother
• clothes horse
• Religion & The Emperor's New Clothes
• Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
• I have too many clothes
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• Upon Julia's clothes
• Mistaking discarded clothes for shed skin
• clothes peg
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• Reasons men shop for clothes
• Rave Clothes
• I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
• Clothes Prop
• The kinds of friends I can change my clothes in front of
• Robert Byrd's "The Emperor Has No Clothes" speech
• It’s in his name and his clothes and his hands and his lips
• underneath my clothes; there's a story for you
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Clothes make the man
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• Leveling up in church means more clothes
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Wear something red today in order to serve as a reminder of the radiance of your loving heart
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators

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