• I'm a pig, not a god!
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• I'm so tough
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So young and already God is fading
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• They think I'm a god
• So help me God
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• My cats think I'm a God
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So you want to be a star?
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• The world through a filter so thin of you
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• iam so happy (user)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• lunchtime doubly so (user)
• So sweet. So delicious. So cold.
• the dream itself isn't so terrifying
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• In God We Trust
• Gloranthan Chaos Gods
• Can God lie?
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Thank God It's Monday
• The Gods of the Copybook Headings
• Text God (user)
• God Loves You
• City of God Book IV : 2
• City of God Book XX
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• If I believed in God
• Fear God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• God vs. Satan
• God is a Bullet
• The House of God
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• Long live God
• How Man creates his Gods
• i am god 1792 (user)
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• God dammit, Jenkins, grab my balls!
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• there are no gods in foxholes
• A History of God
• Female Goth stereotypes
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• So
• And so it goes
• Not so hot
• stop being so English
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• It Ain't Necessarily So
• I am so fucking happy
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• God does not play dice with the universe
• Scientist's God of the Gaps
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• It was all God's fault
• God Moving Over the Face of the Waters
• Whom the gods love
• Forge Of God
• Humble Gods
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• City of God Book II
• God Jul
• God of Thunder
• Nearer My God to Thee
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• Lamb of God
• Fingerprints of the Gods
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• God Hates Us All
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Look, there's God
• TGoP: The Revolt of the Home Gods
• Shadow dragon god (user)
• Does God live only in beautiful places?
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• The Crosgasby Proof of the Existence of God
• Ignitio, God of Midnight and Writer's Block
• Nectar of the Gods
• Goth Poetry
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm on a diet!
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm looking for a friend
• You're so money
• You're So Vain

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