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For thirty years, Sophie, an unending train of vices and crimes has been dining with us this bread.
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This.
This RIGHT HERE.
THIS is E2 as it stands RIGHT NOW, better than I could ever hope to describe it.
If you're not sure what E2 is any more, or what it means to you, READ THIS.

And then CHING IT because it doesn't have anywhere NEAR enough already.



People change and so does E2. I'm still here, and so are you, and I know I've been noding.
As long as we node, E2 will not die.



Jukka sucks. Stop using it. If you're afraid of learning CSS (you shouldn't be, especially if you know a little HTML), I will help or even build a Style Defacer for you so you can STOP USING JUKKA.
NARG ERGH RAGH SEND ME PUNS 
♥ you Mister Biggs ;D



This cookie recipe is so pants-on-head easy I can't justify leaving it in a node by itself. It's almost impossible to screw up cookies like this. You need:
  • 1 cake mix, any flavor
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, softened
  • 1 lb $FLAVOR chips or nuts or whatever
  1. Preheat the oven to 350° F.
  2. Combine cake mix, eggs, and butter in a bowl. You WILL have to mix by hand.
  3. Add your nuts/chips/raisins/whatever to the batter.
  4. Drop by large teaspoons onto cookie sheet.
  5. Bake for just about 10 minutes.
That's it. I can (and have) made these while highly intoxicated and then eaten myself sick on them afterwards because they turn out so damn good. Feel free to experiment with your choice of cake mix and toppings. Don't tell anyone how you made them because anyone with a decent grasp of cooking will laugh at you and it's more fun to pretend you have a family receipe for ridiculously good cookies instead.
    Preferred combinations:
  • Devil's food cake + mint chips
  • Lemon cake + vanilla or white chocolate chips
  • Spice cake + toffee chips
  • Double fudge cake + butterscotch chips
  • Cherry chip cake + milk chocolate chips


I'm the dude what runs the RPGers usergroup, your home on E2 for all things involving elfgames. All systems and playstyles welcome! GROGNARDS GET OUT
Ever played Mafia before? Always wanted to but couldn't find the right people? We have a group here on e2 for that very thing! Simply message me to join the e2Mafia group! We tend to play via /msg most often, and game phases take a day or two to resolve (up to three if people are busy), so we're a bit slower than most games. IT'S LOTS OF FUN I PROMISE



There is good country music and There is good rap music are the two nodes I would hold singlehandedly responsible for expanding my musical tastes and willingness to listen to new things. If you are a person equipped with ears, you owe it to yourself to listen to at least a few things from each node and see if maybe you find a new love somewhere.


Site Trajectory
MobyGames: Xazak
Last.fm: Xazak
Xbox Live: GhettoAardvark
The Moon And Antarctica - Modest Mouse | The Stars My Destination - Alfred Bester | Gare Montparnasse (The Melancholy of Departure) - Giorgio de Chirico | Almost Transparent Blue - Ryu Murakami | Shapeshifter - Marcy Playground | Terranigma | Pulp Fiction | Altering Facial Features with TH4 - Hyungkoo Lee | Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann | The weather project - Olafur Eliasson | The Gap Cycle - Stephen R. Donaldson | Super Metroid | Ghost In The Shell - Shirow Masamune | Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk | Hyde-Out Productions (2nd Collection) - Nujabes | Metamorphosis - Franz Kafka | Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots - The Flaming Lips | Trigun | The Prince Of Persia: The Two Thrones | Super Mario World | Drukqs - Aphex Twin | L'Empire des Lumières - René Magritte | The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past | 8th Diagram Pole Fighter | The Wind-Up Bird Chronicles - Haruki Murakami | Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou - Hitoshi Ashinano | Study after Velazquez's Portrait of Pope Innocent X - Francis Bacon | Chulahoma - The Black Keys | God Hand | The Phantom Tollbooth - Norman Juster | Berserk - Kentaro Miura | Sunshine | In Rainbows - Radiohead | Is Is - Yeah Yeah Yeahs | Arcadia - Tom Stoppard | Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence | Legend of Drunken Master | Cowboy Bebop | Siddartha - Herman Hesse | Brothers - The Black Keys | I, Robot - Issac Asimov | Harvest Moon | Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker | Actor - St. Vincent | Anathem - Neal Stephenson | Scott Pilgrim versus The World | Good Things - Aloe Blacc | Dummy - Portishead | In The Miso Soup - Ryu Murakami | Bulletstorm
Spinning the rat on the tail needs more and more practice , but can you do it! It is to be done to play the game to fun. Having the rat the First Person spin it over it's tail. Run away he does then so other friends left look at rat spin fun. Then&he make fun of other friend s because they're not knowing what fun comes next. He take hose and sprays friends so fun! They get mad but he talk to them, "they were silly fun to watch dead rat." Then all are funny happy .
<Kizor> I've been playing X-Com: UFO Defense, a strategy game that requires the player to name a lot of soldiers to keep track of them.
GhettoAardvark wonders if he's on the heavy weapons team
<Kizor> You were.
<Kizor> Sorry about that.
<GhettoAardvark> "Were?" Please tell me I tried to rush one of those bigass tripedal ones with a rocket launcher or something
<Kizor> Operation: Tase The Guy Who Breaks Us With His Mind was strategically vital, and the information we got from the captive was a turning point of the war.
<Rapscallion> Did anyone make it?
<Kizor> Yeah, most of the people who weren't GhettoAardvark.
<Rapscallion> Poor guy.

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