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• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Things to do when technology gets here
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Get home from work
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• always morning, but never breakfast
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Craving a smoke
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• to get to the Other Side
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
• Do you work here?
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• The bomber will always get through
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• I get a strange smrik whenever someone downvotes my work
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
• emotions others don't get to see
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• Our work and why we do it
• and if you do, take pictures
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Why do you want to get married?
• How do you get there?
• The drummer always gets laid
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do Unto Others
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• we do not give what we want to take
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• The movies always get it wrong
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The middleman always takes a cut
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: XLVII
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• How to Encourage Others to Like You
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Music for percussive and other atonal instruments
• We said nay, we are but men
• The Other Side of Dawn
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• Dark Stars and Other Illuminations
• But life is subjective.
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Making something other than amends
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books

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