Findings:

• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• but don't take my word for it
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Do Unto Others
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Do you want to get slapped?
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• My ears are always searching for the best sounds. I try not to let my eyes get locked into a particular sight.
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• The movies always get it wrong
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Craving a smoke
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Our work and why we do it
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The middleman always takes a cut
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• and if you do, take pictures
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• Why you do not want to work for an ad agency
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Why do you want to get married?
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How do you get there?
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• The drummer always gets laid
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• Harmless social deviancy always gets beaten down
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• It is nearly always fatal, but amusing while it lasts.
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• The bomber will always get through
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you work here?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• they carry but they do not understand
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.

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