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• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Do the simplest thing that could possibly work
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• How to get away at work without doing anything
• The end is always the same: two adjacent beach chairs, two hands holding each other.
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Why do you want to get married?
• How do you get there?
• Get home from work
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• The drummer always gets laid
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• How do women's dress sizes work?
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Do Unto Others
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Craving a smoke
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• we do not give what we want to take
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Your hands do the work of 10,000 highly trained lesbian jumping beans
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• The movies always get it wrong
• Sonnet 79 (Men call you fair, and you do credit it)
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Do you work here?
• What to do if you forget to take the pill
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• emotions others don't get to see
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• The Universe always gets the first move
• I always wanted to get married one day
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• always morning, but never breakfast
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Calling, always calling, not understanding, but calling still.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• We are robots. We work with each other. We produce small scraps of paper.
• Our work and why we do it
• and if you do, take pictures
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Paradise: As Seen in Yevgeny Zamyatin's We and Other Literary Works
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Let Your Liver Do the Walking: An E2 Boston Hangover in the Works
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• Laugh at yourself before others do
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I acted unprofessionally at work today in order to get home early to node!
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• (Come get me).
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• You always spend a dollar as if you were spending a wounded eagle
• The Other One
• Platonic friends are always right
• always (user)
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• No Other One
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• butt log
• The Other Side of the Wind
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: XXXI
• Yard Butt
• The Black Riders and Other Lines: LXIII
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• The "other" drug trafficking
• butt rot
• There are no next lives
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• There are other things to smoke besides tobacco and cannabis
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• The Other Vorlon_root (category)
• Disabled, but able to rock!
• Hopper & Others v. Virgin Blue Airlines Pty Ltd
• I am a mathematician, but I am also an artist
• Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
• The Other Boleyn Girl
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Take it or leave it
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.

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