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Ignore Exact
Everything
2
For entertainment purposes only
(
thing
)
by
Wintersweet
Fri Aug 25 2000 at 18:05:36
Usually
fine print
-ese for:
"We know this product is for something
illegal and/or immoral
and/or fun. However, because this is a more-or-less
free country
, we can manufacture it and sell it anyway to an
eager public
. So, have fun with your
bazooka
/
missile launcher
/
wiretap
/
black box
/
lockpicks
/
torture device
/
radar masker
/
pornography
/
sex toy
/
meth lab kit
/
hemp seeds
/
tarot cards
/
nuclear device instructions
/
fake ID press
but for heavens' sakes DON'T SUE US, because we'll claim we sell them for...um...
entertainment
, never mind the
detailed instructions
in the box.
Neener neener
."
For educational purposes only
means basically
the same thing
.
My parents conspire to make me a porn star
A man with a tapeworm up his nose
I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
Y0u'v3 b33n Hax0r3d!
Random psychiatric disorder diagnosis kit
Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
Looks like 1984 was only n years off
Data center games
Flossing your nasal cavity with a piece of spaghetti
You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve
cubicle feng shui
fine print
All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
Masturbation
"dannye": Absurd Liberal Myth
Some things dannye taught me without trying
lockpick
Chitchat
Acumen
Code Monkey
wasabi
March 30, 2008
Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
Proof of Age
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