Findings:

• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• The hummingbird who kept trying to get into church
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Helping people cheat
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• Who would win in a fight between Chewbacca & Bigfoot?
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
• for the dreamers who stare into the night sky
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• How to turn any number into a 9
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• Find someone who...
• Save your apologies for someone who cares
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Those who would sacrifice essential liberties for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• 25 Albums I Love By Bands and Artists Who I Would Not Love Otherwise
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• Dischord Recording Artists
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• For Pierre, who hurts himself with liquor
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• It was men who made breasts into a secret.
• Turn anything into a sound file
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• things you can't turn into poetry
• Every beautiful woman has someone who is tired of her
• 1970's fashions (by someone who wore 'em)
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• So, you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• find someone who dreams of you
• Half-sour pickle
• The dog who would not move
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Your fingers staple pine nuts into everything you touch
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The girl who everyone loved
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Run and turn into butter
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• Watermelon hookah
• The smoke turned into rain
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• The Man Who Flew Into Space From His Apartment
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Complimenting the appearance of someone who is overweight
• if we burn everyone who makes a mistake
• Helping a loved one with depression
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• So you're looking after someone who's coming to the end
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• The dog who would not come in
• The dog who would not beg
• Who Would True Valour See
• A love letter from someone who cannot say I Love You
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• The closer you are to someone, the easier it is to hurt them
• Chicago calls to one who would listen
• Who hurt you?
• Who would win in a fight between Link and Cloud Strife?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• The dog who would not back off
• The light hurts, why won't it touch us gently?
• Everyone is an atheist
• Tell everyone
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Everyone is different
• Everyone has a dead bird story
• everyone is a doorway
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Everyone has the freedom to act an asshole
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Jesus versus everyone
• Everyone acts from the best intentions
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon
• Everyone is right
• Everyone says you're wonderful. Is it true?
• Young Eulenspiegel plays innocent
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Everyone has AIDS. AIDS! AIDS! AIDS!
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• I hate everyone
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• Everyone's Rose (user)
• freedom for everyone
• The ducks, however, hate everyone
• Everyone's code sucks
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• Everyone still remembers that time you threw up in grade one
• Everyone's dead, Dave
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• everyone on Halloween should show up with a severed hand
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• You mean the me that you would be
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"

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