Findings:

• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Don't ask don't tell
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• No, don't set it down there; that's the Void. Just leave it on the coffee table.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• OH NO YOU DON'T
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• We don't need no education
• No, I don't have channel 11
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• No, don't click that!
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• You don't really remember the lonely kid, do you.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Don't Come Around Here No More
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• I dont no (user)
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• As long as it falls directly from your hand to mine I don't really care what it is
• Don't ask
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• Don't say no
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Why don't you drink?
• I don't remember
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Dream Log: I don't remember
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't Go Out the Door
• don't comment on my looks
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• If at first you don't succeed
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• programs that don't compile
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Mountain Don't
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• I don't like moving.
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't feed the bears
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• Don't Block the Box
• On the cost of First Class postage
• Don't hold your breath
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I asked for no other thing
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Don't Vote!
• Baptist jokes
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Don't defile my sex
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• Boys Don't Cry
• I don't believe in people
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't want to fall so easily
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't do that then!
• Why don't men shave?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Don't call it San Fran
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• I don't have a television set
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't forget the toes
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Dead languages don't change
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Old video games don't die
• Don't read song analyses
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't quote me on that
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• don't shoot the messenger
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• customers don't trust me
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't order meat well-done
• I just don't know when to quit.
• you don't want to know
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Saying what you don't mean
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't fuck llamas
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• I don't think of her
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• I don't want children
• Show, don't tell
• Don't beat around the bush
• People who don't smoke will never die
• I don't see like you
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't call me white
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• I don't want to die
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't piss here
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow

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