Findings:

• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't be a girl
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I said to my soul, be cool.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I want to be sexy too!
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be successful
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't pull the stop button!
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Don't Stop
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't Be Evil
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't be sad
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Arguments don't change minds
• I don't believe in Forever
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• I don't like the drugs
• Don't slip into depression
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Don't saddle a dead horse
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Don't Eat The Neighbours
• Computer games banned in Greece
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I don't believe in magic; I believe in atoms
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• i don't fit under the bed anymore
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• To June, from Eric
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I don't get it
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Born to be Wild
• They said no
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Jane Said
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• That's what she said
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Why Be Bitter?
• Sexy Losers
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• sexy lady (user)
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Silence is sexy
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• It's GNU/Linux; stop calling it "Linux"
• How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
• stop run
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Why I Should Stop Drinking
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Stop Children
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Stop thrust
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• How to be Exceptionally Friendly
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Not to be sold separately
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Be fruitful and multiply
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• We Could Be Heroes: tes's Everything2 Heroes Quest
• Be still, My soul
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Aspects of American theology that may be new to you
• No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• to be obscure in a thousand years
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Don't
• Saying what you don't mean
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Drink the Water
• Don't lie. Ever.
• Don't Block the Box
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't hate the media, become the media
• Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• Don't encourage people to read

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