Findings:
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- People don't flail when they die
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- They will not be named!
- Brittle things will break before they turn
- They don't know what they're missing
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
- I need your pain or I will not live
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Abused or neglected children
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- They don't touch me the same way
- If you build it they will come
- I do not think that they will sing to me.
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
- they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
- This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
- Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
- make it two-ply, or I will gut you
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
- They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Gaily they went down in the lush field a treasure of valuables or specie or bullion lodged with a crust of bread into her coat of arms weaving currying the embroidering of silk in summer.
- I will love them all even after they are long gone
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
- There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
- In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Words that don't mean the same as they used to
- Don't cry for the Angels
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
- If we don't make words, words will make us
- Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't count your chickens before they hatch
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Or were they chords of sun?
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- "It gets better" or so they say.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
- When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
- Just Yes Or No Will Do
- Boys Don't Cry
- The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
- And they never think these tools will fail.
- Most men will not swim before they are able to
- They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
- They will love him long after he is gone.
- if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
- They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
- Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
- They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
- 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
- don't cry
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- People who don't smoke will never die
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- They don't understand my tea
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Rape committed by women
- They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
- They Don't Want Me
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- don't cry over spilled milk
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- They don't know what I've done
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- sam, they dont liste (user)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- telling people what they don't need to know
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- I don't use the gents or the ladies room
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- You think I'll cry? I won't cry! My heart will break before I'll cry.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
- Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- They are in love with each other, or the city
- You don't need a reason to cry
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