Findings:

• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't be sad
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• don't be a girl
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• Should I be happy?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Don't Worry About the Government
• Don't Be Afraid
• I don't want to be alone
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be successful
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Your god might be evil....
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Animals which may be immortal
• Home I'll never be
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't remember
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• I Don't Believe in the Sun
• I don't want to go home
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• I don't give a toss
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• don't cry over spilled milk
• If you don't like it, leave
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't Tell a Soul
• I don't feel physical pain
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Jews don't expel Jews
• don't look (user)
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
• Don't step on the cracks
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Be careful what you wish for
• Happy Hacking Keyboard
• The Happy Prince
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Be our drone
• Recipe for a Happy Home
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Whale Happy
• How to be an improv musician
• Not just a happy ending
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• A happy girl
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• What, me worry?
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'll be your fantasy
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• Just Be
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• Throw aside your holiday crutches, and BE HEALED!
• yeah, I know you wanted it to be about fucking
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.

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