• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I don't want to be alone
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Don't worry, I chuckle professionally
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Don't Worry About the Government
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Be careful and don't fall down
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't want to be successful
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• It's just the remains of an internal storm washing away. Don't worry.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Don't Be Evil
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• don't be a girl
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't be sad
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• don't be absurd (user)
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Should I be happy?
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
• Don't Be Afraid
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• i want to be a dj
• bes (user)
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• It's hard to be a gangster.
• as X as I Need to Be
• Don't stand so close to me
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I don't understand vegetarians
• customers don't trust me
• where the family tree don't fork
• Information you don't need
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Don't leave
• Eat it, don't read it
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• If vodka, tar and sauna don't help, the disease leads to death.
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't let your cat eat toothpaste
• Where the sun don't shine
• I don't feel very proud
• I don't mind if you forget me
• A Grand Don't Come for Free
• Don't Cotton
• why don't you just?
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Dead Men Don't Need Coffee Breaks
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't go there! (category)
• Don't yank my chain
• Happy Labor Day from Insomnia Boy
• happy land
• You will be assimilated
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• Ed the Happy Clown
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• North Dakota in November is not a happy place
• Information cannot be owned
• Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• a case of the terminally worried
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• Evil be thou my good
• die to be thin 14 (user)
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• What does it mean to be free?
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
• If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Two wrongs don't make right
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• Natural rights don't exist
• I don't care what color your computer is
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me

If you Log in you could create a "Don't Worry, Be Happy" node. If you don't already have an account, you can register here.