Findings:

• Prince Albert, Can Optional: A Noder Invades the Old Country on Ridiculously Short Notice
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Prince Albert in a can
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• I can do much better than this
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Know How, Can Do
• Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• What do I have of my mother's?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Do what you have to do
• That which I should have done I did not do
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• What loneliness can do to you
• If you can say something nice, do
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Why do children have to die?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Do what you can as you do
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• I can do it myself
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• The tattoo phenomenon
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• I do have some things to hide
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• Why males have nipples
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Prince Albert
• Something I Can Never Have
• You can do anything
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You, standing
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• I can do shit with my legs
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Can I have a light?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to disprove the possibility of global warming
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I really have to do you now
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• What we think we know can kill us
• Things video games have taught me
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• perfume you can taste
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Wide-mouth aluminum beverage cans
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Can Dialectics Break Bricks?
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Things on which you can make a wish
• the dreams that should have died
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling

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