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• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• Make Me Mommy
• Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
• Contrary to popular belief
• Things that make me feel feminine
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Make Me Bad
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Hurt me, use me, make me watch "Prince of Darkness"
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I Will Make You Know
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Growing older makes me depressed
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• graveyards make me wet
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Don't Make Me Think
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• thinking about the brain surgery of your psychoanalyst, whose name is john, will make you crazy in a new way
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• If No One Will Love Me
• I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
• Against my will it is seeping into me, this information.
• Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• simple answers make me insane
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• That one makes me scream, she said
• I will make you stronger
• Make me one of you
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• The music that makes me think of New York
• I say to you: Make perfect your will.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• Lord, you know it makes me high,
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• This ceiling of time and time again makes me tired
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• you make me completely miserable
• How to make your breasts look bigger
• Make it a great day... or not. The choice is yours.
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• every choice you make is an elimination of future possibility, for better or worse
• what desire will make foolish people do
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• How to make breasts give milk
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• What makes me beautiful
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Make me one with everything
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• One word that will make others laugh
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Death makes me tired
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• make me hurt you
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• A pill that will make you normal
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• This is the concept you will use to make yourself invisible
• math makes me smile
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• Make me care
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Your tears make me smile
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• Will explosive decompression make my blood boil?
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• If we don't make words, words will make us
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• I Will Make You Eat Your Words
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• Ice fishing becomes madly popular in the American midwest, despite the unseasonable late November thaw
• Why chart music is inexplicably popular despite being 95% boiled arse
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• And it makes me wonder
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• Please God, make me a stone.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.

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