Findings:
- Please help me!
- So help me God
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- god help me
- Dear God
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Time Travelers please help!
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- You tell me this is God?
- Pleased to Meet Me
- let me speak please (user)
- Please Please Me
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- A conversation between me and god
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- Show Me God
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Give me a moment, please
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- My God, don't tempt me!
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- help me (user)
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- God holds me
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Dear God, thank you for the sick
- The drinks that helped me through 2023
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- please forgive me (user)
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- please let me in (user)
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- list of things
- Please Don't Bury Me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Dear God, I Hate Myself
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- God help us
- tickle me, dear
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- You say you want to help me
- You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Help Me, Daddy
- Help me help you
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Help Me, Rhonda
- Help Me Out, Will You?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- Someone please kill me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please Kill Me
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- listen()
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- Please stop annoying me
- lord help me, for i am weak
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- God helps those who help themselves
- Oh, dear
- Dear Mynx
- Dear Prudence
- Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
- Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
- Dear Stalker
- Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
- Dear John letter
- Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
- Dear Natasha
- Dear Kimberly-Clark Corporation
- Dear Postal Customer
- Dear Friend Disaster
- Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
- Dear Kiddo:
- Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
- Dear Constance
- Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
- Dear Daniel
- Once more unto the breach, dear friends
- Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
- Dear girlie in the back row
- Dear Tabby
- Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
- Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
- Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
- Elementary, my dear Watson
- dear pet (user)
- Dear Valentine,
- Dear Stalkee
- hello dear wind
- Dear whoever
- DEAR LEADER
- Dear eye
- Dear Santa
- Dear Esther
- Dear Female
- Dear PETA
- Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
- Dear Mr. Sun Deck
- Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
- Dear J - On romantic chemistry
- God only knows
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- Other Gods
- Elder Gods
- Gloranthan Storm Gods
- Name of God
- God module
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