Findings:
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- The journey my heart must take alone
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Cryptic, but I'll take it
- Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- Things to do while you're between jobs
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
- I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- What guys do with their penis
- What you mean "we," white man?
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- By their fruits you shall know them
- My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- we do not give what we want to take
- A man feared that he might find an assassin
- Garage sale - Feelings free, take them all!
- the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
- I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
- Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- Things people put up their butts
- The Guards die, but do not surrender
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- and if you do, take pictures
- Do not put pets in the microwave to dry them
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
- the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Julian and I powder our wigs
- Best way to a man's heart
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- Fuck them all but the six
- DOS filenames with spaces in them
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
- He smiles but it's not real.
- All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- I never met him. He broke my heart.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- The fire behind their eyes died slowly and silently until nothing but the shells remained
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- MEAN MAN (user)
- What to do if you forget to take the pill
- The Man He Killed
- Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
- I married him because he was not mean
- The Man of Metropolis Steals Our Hearts
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
- You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- To Serve Man
- Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
- Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
- Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
- Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
- Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
- Their hands prying at your heart
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- What You do While I Slumber
- It takes two guys to do half a woman's job
- Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- Why do we treat them so well?
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
- We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
- What do you mean "we"?
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Does He Take Sugar?
- On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
- When he became an old man
- Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
- Your hands are in my hair, but my heart is in your teeth
- Take it like a man
- I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- A Quick One (While He's Away)
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Gin makes a man mean
- God can do what he wants
- How do ya like them apples?
- Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
- Take This, Brother, May It Serve You Well
- It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
- Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- but don't take my word for it
- What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Fear makes a man kill what he loves
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- pray do not molest them
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- He Knows Not Their Names
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
- I will ask them all their dreams
- He breaks her heart on a daily basis
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
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