A gland found just south of the funk gland which aids in the creation and appreciation of breakbeat and other complex rhythms.

Many people (myself included) have underdeveloped breakbeat glands, are confused and annoyed by complex rythyms and thus prefer music in 4/4 time, ie four on the floor or something pretty close to it.

An underdeveloped breakbeat gland is often associated with a lack of melanin in the skin, causing a pale complexion. However this association is most likely just a cultural not biological difference.

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