• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• With him it was always like
• I married him because he was not mean
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• What the hell was she thinking?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I was Chris to him
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• Before you, there was me
• Before Time Was
• There was a time before
• Alice's body art was unique
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• It was better before they came
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Was (Not Was)
• It was a dark and stormy night
• It was all God's fault
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Now it was personal
• this girl I was in love with
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• boku wa toire
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• I wish I was a fish
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• When I Was a Babe
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• When I was your age
• I was going to marry Marty
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• Dumb laws
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• This was their finest hour
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame...
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• Penis wa ge sik
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Barnum was right
• Aunt Peg
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• There Was No Leak
• every noder was once a normal human
• If I Was To Go...
• is this a thing that was forgotten or something else?
• what once I was
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• That Was Then, This is Now
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• If God was willing to let it be
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• She was free
• His version was better
• the seven hills of Rome
• It was not a dream
• Concrete, Washington
• I once was a clueless young noder
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• I was alive again
• was (user)
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The night a princess was captured
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Last year was always better
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Johnny was a parachuter
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• The Day the World was about to End
• the little friendship that never was
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Petey Piper was a viper
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Kilroy was here
• The day I realized what being alive was
• There was a young lady of Riga
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.

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