Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Because I am super paranoid about writing essays in case I get a teacher with no sense of humor."

• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• because I am only half of what you need
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• no more bitter. i am full.
• There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No one gets out of this life alive
• homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
• I am in a heavy metal band. What do I sing about? (category)
• Angered about bias, I wrote a paper. I discovered that I too am biased.
• I am sorry about the wings
• How about NO
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Because that would make sense
• Writing Effective Use Cases
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• I am no prophet
• Why I no longer care about pretty girls
• a refined sense of humor
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Computers have no sense of time
• There are no good Tango teachers
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Warning: All my creative writing teachers died young
• Everything I know about Writing
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Sometimes, when no one is looking, I am beautiful
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• i am an english teacher
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• no more stupid, i am full
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Essay Writing Technique
• There are no cases like mine, Doctor.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• I am no poet
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
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• Get it in writing (document)
• Super Mario no more
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• No sense of what not to share
• Zen is a pupil with no teacher
• no sense (user)
• Hoshi No Kirby Super Deluxe
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Tips for writing an English teacher-approved classic
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Writing about sex
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
• Make no bones about it
• no words about nothing at all
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Why I am no longer a journalist
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Depression is a good thing
• Am I demanding because I want to see you play Dance Dance Revolution and laugh at you?
• I am no longer an EDB refugee
• sometimes i worry that the more i learn about the world, the less i am myself
• This isn't about YOU, dammit! No, wait, it IS about you (kinda).
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• and am happily disturbed by no passions
• Am am no prophet
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am no longer the youngest
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• because i am scared of pain
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• i am no one (user)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Getting a free case of beer
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Writing an analytical essay
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Why am I writing this?
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• sense of humor
• The Freshman up at Yale get no tail
• No One Gets Left Behind
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Roman Sense of Humor
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• I am a little concerned about my state of mind
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine

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