A man wakes up one morning next to his wife and snuggles up to her. She is in a bad mood, and says,
"you know, I had a dream last night I was at an auction for penis
es. The really big long nice ones
went for hundreds of dollars and the skinny weak ones were alot cheaper."
her man grins, "and how much was mine going for, hon?"
she replies, "yours they couldn't give away."
'what a fucking bitch
' he thinks. So a few days later he wakes up and tells her,
"I had this crazy dream
I was at an auction for vagina
s. The nice young tight cootch
es were pretty pricy, and the older raggedy tired-ass ones were alot more affordable."
his wife rolls her eyes. "and how much would mine have been?"
"oh, yours was where they were holding the auction."