Findings:
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- She was so quiet that nobody heard her
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm so sorry
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- I'm so tough
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof
- Name it and Claim it
- The Alaska Native Claims Settlement Act
- I claim no responsibility for this catnip overdose
- El Nino Claims a Victim, or: Porsche + Rain + Stupidity = No More Porsche
- Claims Direct
- and I claim my five pounds
- The Claim
- outstanding claims
- baggage claim
- Hundreds of years of subjugation cast doubt on claims of inherent superiority
- The Alabama Claims
- Iraqi claims on Kuwait
- United States Court of Federal Claims
- Federal Tort Claims Act
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- The Viscountess Rhondda's Claim
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- claim to fame
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Incidentally, I've claimed the power of pussy
- Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
- Answers in Pandeism: Theological Claims of Exclusivity
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- Im Elvis (user)
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- IM
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- imm
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm Losing You
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- I'm with the band
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- I'm sorry
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm not sure
- So. Central Rain
- Im-
- I'm scared to run the program I wrote
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm tired
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- I'm not drinking any more
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm Glad
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- I'm Your Fan
- I'm not very cool
- I'm in this for the long haul
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm bored
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm just a bill
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm gay
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- I'm not a part of this world
- I'm with stupid
- I'm Going Home
- I'm Proud of You
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- I'm a little tea pot
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- Women want me when I'm taken
- the words I'm after
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm falling in love with you
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I'm game
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm a Pepper
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