Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "As Samuel Johnson said, men make beasts of themselves to escape the pain of being human"

• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• Samuel Johnson (user)
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Why are men always expected to make the first move?
• The Life of Samuel Johnson
• The Pains of Being Pure At Heart
• "Do Not Cheer, Men Are Dying," Said Capt. Phillips, In The Spanish-American War
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• a failure as human beings
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• A Reminiscence of Dr. Samuel Johnson
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• That one makes me scream, she said
• Samuel Johnson
• The ivory men make company between us
• We said nay, we are but men
• Being Human
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• human being
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Samuel Johnson Prize
• James Boswell on Samuel Johnson and Joseph Addison
• Men make more money than women
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
• Art is whatever makes you proud to be human.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• the maze we make for the men we cherish
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Human being emulator
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• On Being Human
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
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• Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
• Battle beasts
• Number of the beast
• The beast with two backs
• Beauty and the Beast
• Sea beast
• Beast Rune
• A version of themselves
• Mark of the beast
• The Birds, the Beasts, and the Bat
• Beast of Burden
• Beast Rabban
• The Star Beast
• Beast of Bodmin Moor
• displacer beast
• The Three Princes and their Beasts
• WoOz: 21 The Lion Becomes the King of Beasts
• Talking Beast
• The Beast of Le Gevaudan
• Cruelty and the Beast
• Best of the Beast
• The Beast within me
• The City of Beasts
• Perfectly Normal Beast
• the beast is coming
• Son of Beast
• Beast Boy
• The beast in my life
• The Beast of Barnet
• The Beast of Ongar
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to find them
• Fuel the Beast Within
• Sexy Beast
• The Beast Bay
• The Beast That Shouted Love at the Heart of the World
• Lounging in the Belly of the Beast
• Beast (user)
• Beware the beast man
• Nature of the Beast
• Walking With Beasts
• Beast's Bright Eyes
• The Fierce Beast
• B'Wana Beast
• Labion Terror Beast
• Beast of venery
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• No Beast So Fierce
• The Whole Beast: Nose to Tail Eating
• Stronsa Beast
• on the beach, after those midnight beasts came and went, I chose the sea
• TGoP: Of the Thing That Is Neither God Nor Beast
• The Beast of Redmond
• The Always Anonymous Beast
• The Beast of 'Busco
• The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms
• The Beast Master
• KLONKOR, THE BEAST THAT EATS EYES!
• Beast Infernal - Red Dragon
• Beasts, fractal beasts, and the trees are fractal trees
• The Beast (user)
• One of the four beasts saying: "Come and see." And I saw.
• The Beasts of the Forest of Gugu
• Beast Cthulhu and bone metastases
• Beasts of Burden
• Beasts of Bourbon
• the least I should do is name the beast
• Beasts of the Southern Wild
• The Beast Below
• The Lie-Detecting Beasts of the Great Stalingrad Tractor Factory
• Wicked Beast of the East
• Beasts of Gor
• It was beauty killed the beast.
• Beauty and the Beast (revisited)
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• The Neighbour of the Beast
• imperfect being (user)
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• being close to another person
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• you being in love
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• The dangers of being open minded
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• The perks of being a wallflower
• The bored who complain
• It's nice being in shape
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• Perils of being too good at your job
• You Are Not Being Fair
• When you are being sacrificed
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• not as good as being there
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• Supreme Beings of Leisure
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend

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