Findings:
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- you would have been
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- You know you've been away from home too long
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Only her hands would give her away
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- Advice I have been given about girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
- Names have been changed
- I would have killed for a sexual thought
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I may or may not have been naked
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
- kids grow up too fast
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- The path we have been walking
- We are the people we have been waiting for.
- How long have you been in love with her?
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I would like to have emotions
- What have you been smoking?
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- A reason to drink
- Plants HAve Rights, Too!
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Movies that should have been books first
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- I have too many clothes
- And All That Could Have Been
- I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- Kids have no concept of time
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- But lately, I've been too tired to care
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
- Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Could I Have Been?
- It could have been me
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
- The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
- Have you been a dad today?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Know your pets
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- It Must Have Been the Roses
- You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- It could have been a Brilliant Career
- What pornos would have us believe
- Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
- if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
- Sunday Too Far Away
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- The way things have always been done
- If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- I have always been burning
- I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I have just been shot
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Men have feelings too
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- AES may have been broken
- I could have been one of a two
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- The A I shouldn't have gotten
- When I too long have looked upon your face,
- Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- I appear to have been misinformed
- Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
- If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I know I have been dreaming
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- I have too much to say
- It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- You stole what they would have given you
- I've been a woman for too long
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
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- What Might Have Been
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- you have never been safe
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- A Gift Taken Away
- Away Message Innuendo
- nocode's going away party
- An American in Tours
- He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff's Hand Bag and Fade away blue
- Go Away White
- I've Been Workin' On The Railroad
- Your computer has been cracked
- I've been smoking ever since
- Oceania has never been at war
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- I really have to do you now
- Where the streets have no name
- CDs I have bought as a direct result of mp3
- Why I want to have children
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