Findings:

• ASP
• ASP Tactical Baton
• ASP Objects
• How to reformat a standard NT Domain login using ASP
• ASP E2 random nodes XML ticker
• asp (user)
• Madam Perl (user)
• Perl
• perl hacker
• obfuscated perl
• perl poetry
• perl monks
• Embedded perl
• #perl
• Just another perl hacker
• Everything is a perl script
• Perl module
• Programming Perl
• The Perl Cookbook
• Learning Perl
• The *REAL* Obfuscated Perl
• Perl = Line noise
• Black Perl
• listen (a perl poem)
• sh/perl Directory Size
• Perl monk
• Perl: Hashes
• Perl: Objects
• Perl is such a jealous lover
• RSA in 3 lines of perl
• Perl 5 Pocket Reference: Data Types
• Perl Mongers
• topological sort in Perl
• The Perl CD Bookshelf
• Perl: References
• E2 node autolinker in perl
• use Perl;
• How to upload a file with perl and CGI
• Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Perl as a functional language
• Perl E2 chatterbox XML ticker parser
• Perl E2 private message XML ticker parser
• perl chatterbox client module
• 10 steps to becoming a Perl Ninja
• perl/tk
• perl bowling
• Perl Golf
• my first perl program
• Perl Core Language
• Perl in a Nutshell
• I hate Perl
• readable perl contest
• Slithering Perl Horrors
• Perl is for cookie
• Quoting URLs in Perl
• perl one liner
• Perl Line Noise
• Perl proggy for making guitar neck diagrams of scales
• multiplication table in Perl
• Reverse Quine Perl
• C vs. Perl
• BDSM Perl Code
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Perl District
• Perl 6
• The deadly combination of Perl and /usr/dict/words
• Simple statement modifiers in Perl
• Helping Everything2/Perl Monks/AnimeFu
• Visual Perl
• Fritz Perls
• /usr/bin/perl (user)
• Perl OLE
• Comprehensive Perl Archive Network
• Mox Perl
• The Perl Song
• Perl 6 operators
• Perl vs. Bill Gates
• Perl Object Environment
• Add Perl to your favorite text editor
• Why Perl sucks
• Perl Website Grabber
• More than dream?
• Men make more money than women
• A modem is better than nothing
• Less Than Jake
• greater than
• less than
• Smallest number greater than 0
• Less Than Zero
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Better Than Ezra
• Even better than the real thing
• More Human Than Human
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• than
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• Now more than ever
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• less fun than the packaging
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Much better than a piss test
• The pen is mightier than the sword
• Avoiding work takes longer than doing work
• Nuclear Power: Safer than Peanut Butter
• More evil than Satan himself
• Holier than thou
• Better him than me
• Bigger on the inside than on the outside
• What's dumber than a cigarette in your ear?
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• play dumb
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Smarter than a brick?
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• CD vs. vinyl
• old-schooler than thou
• Easier said than done
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Eating something other than the Sun's energy for the first time
• Stranger Than Fiction
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• Why female athletes are paid less than their male counterparts
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Bigger Than Jesus
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• this seems less than fair
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Why cats are better than dogs
• A better model than the one at data general
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• Better than Life
• I can do much better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Vaguer than before. Slip.
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• A determination to do better than
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• bigger than Elvis
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring

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