Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "5000 Miles to Graceland, but only 10 minutes to the Liberace Museum: An E2 get together"

• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• 10 MINUTE Solution FAT BLASTING DANCE MIX
• An army of slippers but only two feet
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Old chestnut: 50 miles south, west, north
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• Finishing Myst in under 10 minutes
• Eating only rice to get by
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I've seen what you call a museum, and it hasn't improved in 10 years
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• 100 Mile House
• Only Boys Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Answer: 50 miles south, west, north
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Buy Music - E2 Gets Money (document)
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• The Great Sydney Fraptabulous Everythingian Get Together
• Children of the Corny 5: 5'll get you 10!
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I can hold my breath for 10 minutes!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• 100 miles, 100 years and millions of lost souls
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• but these are only ripples
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• 10 minute rule
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• If only I could get into her head
• It takes 30 minutes to get anywhere
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
• We walked together, miles apart
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• We like to get together on the weekends and beat up evildoers
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Get your ass to Mars: An Atlanta E2 gathering (Whizbang the Second Coming)
• We only use 10% of our brain
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• IDIOT -- 10 minutes in the Penalty Box!
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• TRS-80 Model 100
• Mac 10
• Apollo 10
• September 10, 1999
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• 10 Things I Hate About You
• January 10, 2000
• Let's Spend the Night Together
• March 10
• scale of 1 to 10
• None of this will mean a thing in 100 years
• Genesis 10
• March 10, 2000
• February 10, 2000
• Dream Log: February 10, 2000
• 1 Samuel 10
• 2 Samuel 10
• 1 Kings 10
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• 2 Chronicles 10
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• Jeremiah 10
• October 10, 1868
• Ezekiel 10
• Proverbs 10
• RFC 2324
• Dream Log: March 10, 2000
• 1 Corinthians 10
• Steve McConnell's Top 10
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 100
• The Antichrist: Chapter 10
• The Light Princess: Chapter 10
• WoOz: 10 The Guardian of the Gates
• US State Department's Top 10 Travel Tips
• Seinfeld Episode 10
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Universe 1.0
• June 10, 2000
• Dream Log: June 10, 2000
• 1.0
• Pride and Prejudice - Chapter 10
• 100% certainty
• 10% off isn't that much ma'am
• Top 10
• Dream Log: July 10, 2000
• Tao Te Ching 10
• 10 steps to becoming a Perl Ninja
• 10/6
• Perpetual Calendar 10
• Survivor2: Week 10
• Queen Mother is 100 - The UK is proud (apparently)
• Revelation 10
• Augsburg Confession - Article 10

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