Findings:
- Please stop annoying me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- I'd better stop writing
- I stopped writing ...
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- please
- Take my wife, please!
- Please wait: Updating personalised settings for Microsoft Internet Explorer
- Hurry up please it's time
- Please Please Me
- Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Pleased
- Someone please kill me
- please explain
- Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
- Please use plain text
- Please help me!
- Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
- Freakazoids, please report to the dance floor.
- Please take a number
- The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
- Please make your genitalia inspired abuse more interesting and constructive
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please Kill Me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Ticket, please.
- nigga please
- Please cut back on your car usage
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Could We Start Again, Please?
- Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- listen()
- Please Save My Earth
- This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
- Please don't feed the troll
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- I'd like a new lease on life, please.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- say please
- Please don't bring your kids
- Please clear the field; the game is not over
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Give me a moment, please
- Pleased as Punch
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- Please recycle
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- please forgive me (user)
- Please Fix This Bug. (user)
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
- You can't please all of the people all of the time
- Here is my love. Please spend it wisely.
- Please insert nicotine
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- If you are *not* ariels, please [click here].
- So Pretty Please
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Please call again
- Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Pleased to Meet You
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Put the stickers on the shrink wrap, please
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
- She sits where she pleases
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- Got any ID please?
- Time Travelers please help!
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Die Please (user)
- Please, Teacher!
- You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
- Please Smile My Noise Bleed
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- please i drunk (user)
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
- please (user)
- No Sex Please: We're British
- Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
- something please (user)
- Please pardon our façade
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Please, Pleaseplease
- We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please inquire of past generations, and consider the things searched out by their fathers
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- let me speak please (user)
- this is a please this is a please
- Check please
- Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
- Please don't send your resume
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
- Please do not feed the birds
- Please Go
- Eds, do NOT click on this, please. Testing hit counter.
- Please do not read this
- please let me in (user)
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- No flash photography on the drunks, please
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Please do not feed the Hamsters!
- Lord, Blow the Moon Out Please
- Please God, make me a stone.
- loveto please (user)
- Can you clean up you're grammar please?
- Will somebody please think of the children?
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- Up. Up! UP! Please!
- Papers, Please
- I wrote this stupid piece of shit now could you please connect it to the web
- Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?
- A Thousand Ways to Please a Husband
- Please support your local mission. Here's why.
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- I want my Forest of Eriador back please
- State your name for the record please
- somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
- We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
- Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
- This Valentine's Day, please end my suffering
- Please use the handrail
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