Findings:

• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'm so sorry
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Being a dickhead
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• No, I don't have channel 11
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• you don't have to do this
• Tell the Center I'm Sorry
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry you see things that way
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• A reason to drink
• Sorry, we don't make that in YOUR size
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Stoned music memories
• Baptist jokes
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Don't be an IM phantom
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I don't have the time
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• So. Central Rain
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm Not Sorry
• Questions we will never have answers to
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• as if questions have answers
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• So you don't have to
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Sorry, I don't work here
• You don't have to remember my name
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Fringe podcasts have the answers you're looking for
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• don't techno for an answer
• You don't have any real problems
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• The answer is obviously, you don't.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• answer: glasses of water
• Answer: The oldest chestnut
• answer: connect 3x3 points with 4 lines
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• E2 Reveal Word Puzzle : 1 : Answer
• Obligatory Nonsensical Answer
• Answer: blue-eyed suicide
• answer: four chess knights
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Easy Answers

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