Here's the stuff we found when you searched for ""Welp. If you're not going to be interesting, then I'm going to get a snack.""

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• How naked are we going to get?
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• Collision avoidance technique
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• I'm going to Disneyland
• this is how i'm going to die.
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I'm going to the moon
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Going Crazy
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• It's going to be fine
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm going to kill you
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• How it's Going to Be
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• everything is going to be alright
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Get your juices going
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• There's an interesting conversation going on in my speaker.
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• going crazy
• consoome product, then get excited for next product
• i'm trying not to be a prisoner of time
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Are you going to prom?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• going out
• going postal
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Where are you going?
• going
• To His Mistress Going to Bed
• Going, going, gone
• Going Solo
• going forward
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• going Dutch
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• What's Going On
• Going against the grain
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• going down
• Everything is going to start charging!
• You're too young to be so old
• going commando
• going dumb
• The Going
• Hey, how's it going?
• I was going to marry Marty
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• It'd be an interesting way to go
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?

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