• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Because I'm an adult
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not talking about
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Princess Leia
• The Light Princess: Chapter 3
• Princess Cinema
• Princess Maker 2
• Princess Stéphanie of Monaco
• princess puerto rico (user)
• Just because it happened to you
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• because i am scared of pain
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• I'm sorry
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• I'm lovin' it
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Dammit, I'm mad
• Princess Serenity
• The Light Princess: Chapter 14
• Princess Prince
• princess loulou (user)
• The Princess No-one Could Silence
• The Princess of Cleves
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Because it all burns up
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• princess for a day
• The Happily Single Princess VI
• Funeral of Diana, Princess of Wales
• **princess (user)
• Crown Princess Mary of Denmark
• russian princess
• Chrome Princess
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Ignoring a leak because it's on the other side of the boat
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• As i'm (user)
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• i'm reflected in your failure, i'm refracted in your collapse
• The Light Princess: Chapter 4
• the capricious princess
• Princess Maker 2 Jobs
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• The Lost Princess of Oz 13: The Truth Pond
• PRINCESS DES (user)
• "Because it's cold"
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• because the attachment is fierce
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm Still Here
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• The Light Princess: Chapter 15
• Warrior Princess: Eve's Progeny
• Crown princess
• Princess Labam
• *piroette princess* (user)
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• I'm Nuts

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