Findings:
- Sex with my accountant was always really, really efficient
- I Thought My Father Was God
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- More than he was willing to give
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- Dome 27 Was Always the Coldest
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- At least he was gentle
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- Why Socrates was really executed
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- To a girl who thought she was moving away
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- making certain he was touching her
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
- I thought that what I was taught was true.
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
- I Thought I Was A Child
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- There was always the blue of you
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- It was always about words
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- In the end it was always a stranger's hand
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- some say he was never here at all
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Adam really was the first man
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- He Was Only Joking
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- All he left her was alone
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- Last year was always better
- i thought i was special, but it was you
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- The teachers thought I was insane
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
- It was always hot here
- He is always ready..
- A father's thoughts for his daughter
- The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
- I was a father for a few days
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
- It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
- He Really Wasn't That Great
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I married him because he was not mean
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- He Was a Crook
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- She always was devious in her beauty
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- I never really thought about it
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- He was found
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- It was really hot, in a Silent Hill kind of way
- What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- With him it was always like
- That's Just How He Was
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
- more sure of all I thought was true
- I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Dumb laws
- i saw the ugliest thing in the world and thought it was neat-o
- I woke up and thought it was Saturday
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Alway
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- You always hurt the one you love
- It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- The door is always open
- Always the bridesmaid and never the bride
- They always jump off the east side
- In any world in which i was your friend for even a day, i am grateful.
- Always manipulate a tongue
- Cheese is always female
- The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
- Salvation doesn't always come from a Bible
- Once JPEG, always JPEG
- Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
- The Thief of Always
- I always loved the smell of dying candles
- The always charming US Customs Guards at the American/Canadian Border
- I have always been burning
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- The Road Always Taken
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- You always lose
- Politeness is always in order
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- The Postman Always Rings Twice
- those who don't fit into the herd are always recognized
- In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
- We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
- How Eulenspiegel always rode a dun horse
- It always smells good after the rain. It's raining hard now.
- It Could Always Be Worse
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- Popular wisdom to the contrary, it's not always the right time for sushi
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- The dream is always the same...
- The End Of The Way It's Always Been
- The rain wasn't always kind
- I remember, I always will
- It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
- an honest man is always in trouble
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