user since
Thu Sep 17 2009 at 18:27:46 (8.2 years ago )
last seen
Fri Apr 16 2010 at 00:07:09 (7.6 years ago )
number of write-ups
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level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 64
mission drive within everything
bring respect to tampon strings everywhere
specialties
tampon removal, typing up nodes inexplicably despite weighing less than is required to depress a single key
school/company
Tampax Pearl
motto
"If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down!"
most recent writeup
January 30, 2010
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You know who I am. I'm that little string, that keeps tampons from being trapped forever within your vagina. I'm white, perhaps off-white for those "natural" tampons or even stained red or brown. You don't think much of me, and often take me for granted. If you are male, my very name probably makes you laugh. Hell, a good portion of females probably find me funny as well. I am considered a taboo, something you ought not talk about, and if you do I am nothing more than "potty humour".

I didn't ask to be born a tampon string. I didn't want to be a tampon string. I wish I could be something respectable, like a straight razor or bottle of benadryl. I can't change who I am, so my purpose here is to bring respect back to tampon strings everywhere. If you don't like that, you are a poopie head!