This way, i wouldn't have to deal with all of the complications of "real life".
Imagine being the server. Each new node is some kind of touch. The psychotic midget nodes are like punches. Pseudo_Intellectual is your lover, he touches you the most, and sweetly. There are hundreds of more minor people in your life, each hugging you now and then, and some with kisses for you. You work hard at your job, and the people who you work the hardest for are the ones who love you the most. with whom would you share your hammock?