Some of the better examples of Andrew Dice Clay's work are:

Three blind mice,
See how they run.
Where the fuck are they going?



Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey fucked that one-eyed slut.



Little Boy Blew
Hey! He needed the money.



Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
And said, "Hey! What's in the bowl, bitch!"



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I fucked your mother in the ass
And she had you