Back when I lived in
New York, I was accosted by some
homeless guy offering to sell me a
cauliflower in a really old jar of
tomato sauce.
He kept insisting that it was
Hitlers
brain, that he had been in the
Army during
World War II, and that he'd
stolen it shortly before he was
discharged.
He was such a good
salesman and I'm such a
sucker that I bought it.
Damn! did Hitler's brain taste good! Needed a little
Oregano and
salt but it was quite tasty indeed!