Thomas the Tank Engine is to join the list of cartoon characters ruined by Americans alongside Rupert Bear and Paddington Bear. The Americans have decided to alter Thomas the Tank Engine. They have given him a girlfriend called 'lady' and he now travels on a 'Railroad'. It's 'railway' and we all know that the engines are male and the carriages female. Feminism doesn't touch the world of Thomas. Has Thomas abandoned Annie and Clarabel, who sing to him so sweetly? What next, will the fat controller bring out a diet video?

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