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oh, literature, computers, perl
And fat black puddings, -- proper food, For warriors that delight in blood. Hudibras.
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Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
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gender: male.
location: New York.
favorite transformer: Omega Supreme.

I am disrespectful to dirt. Can't you see that I am serious!?

Nodes that just...
REMFs - Riverrun's magnum opus. Damn he's good.
Dawn at the wall - so damn good.
Anything written by Dannye involving golf

Nodes that I find exceptional hilarity in: