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a monk, despite level or experience.
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Former toy / instrument of Darwinian selection.

"the force from a lawn dart was estimated at about 23,000 pounds of pressure per square inch - easily capable of penetrating a skull." - T. O'Reilly

"Hello intorweb? This is lawnjart. Ring me please. Yes I'll hold."

"Music is the brandy of the damned."

Right here, in the middle of this place,
I am becoming Mirage.
Let them not see me, for I am of the sun.
I am the sun,
I am the sun.

"There are various Ways. There is the Way of salvation by the law of Buddha, the Way of Confucius governing the Way of learning, the Way of healing as a doctor, as a poet teaching the Way of Waka, tea, archery, and many arts and skills. Each man practices as he feels inclined.
It is said the warrior's is the twofold Way of pen and sword, and he should have a taste for both Ways. Even if a man has no natural ability he can be a warrior by sticking assiduously to both divisions of the Way."
-The Earth Scroll-
-A Book of Five Rings-

little black book with me poems init


Halspal - "I disapprove of suicidal ideation, inanimate objects that talk, and poetry in a general way, but for some reason I like the new lawnjart writeup."

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