the Net::IRC perl module contains some good snippets from conversations on #perl.


#    <\mjd>  This is an impressive piece of software.
# <fimmtiu>  Really? I always thought of it as a huge, monstrously multiplying
#            collection of hacks in a metaphorical petri dish. :-)
#    <\mjd>  You say that as though it were a bad thing...


# <fimmtiu>  asylum, then your disk is full. *shrug*  Wield rm -f wildly.
# <asylum_>  fimmtiu. yeah right dude.
#   <DemoN>  rm -f is too slow.  newfs.
# <rudefix>  hell, i just prefer to take the disk out and lick it!


# <Mutiny> I'm having this teeny problem and I want to know if somebody
#          can help me with it..
#   <\mjd> mutiny: Sever the main neck tendons before cutting through the
#          spinal cord.  That will allow you more opportunity to separate the
#          vertebrae prior to removing the head.


#  <ROM_Man>  can anyone point me to a resource on how to deal with shadow
#             passwords in perl?
#  <ROM_Man>  anyone alive?
#     <\mjd>  <rattle> Who dares to disturb my eternal rest?
#     <\mjd>  <clank>    <clank>                     <clank>



and so on and so forth ...