Many of my friends are prone to sweeping generalizations about certain groups of people:


"I am sooooo sick of all those goddamn

women
liberals/feminists
journalists
college kids
people from Idaho and hicks in general
cat people
Mac users
vegetarians
English majors
short people
straight edgers
"getting to know you" noders
women who shave their legs
people with bad vision
grammar/spelling nazis
tree huggers
agnostics
anti-gun nuts
poets
heteros
Mormons AND non-Mormons too

you, of course, are the exception."


I've always had very disparate groups of friends and am constantly defending them to each other. This speaks either to strong diplomatic tendencies or marvellous sexual prowess on my part. Shrug.