So I was in the
kitchen and my clothes were in the
living room and the
living room had one wall that was a
picture window overlooking a busy sidewalk. I tried reaching them with a
fork, a
chopstick,
barbecue tongs - to no avail. I had to get them.
I peeked my head around the corner and waited until
the coast was clear.
step step step. My clothes were almost in my grasp when a line of
fraternity boys walked by! I froze.
Walk walk walk. They walked right by and I stayed as
still as a statue. I made it! I let my breath out (for I had been holding it) juuuuuuuuuuuuust as the last guy, trying to catch up with his friends jogged by. He
stopped and
smiled and
waved.
I sheepishly waved back. He was saying something. I'm no good at
lip reading so I got reallllllllllllly close to the window.
"Nice boobs, lady"