So I was in the kitchen
and my clothes were in the living room
and the living room
had one wall that was a picture window
overlooking a busy sidewalk. I tried reaching them with a fork
, a chopstick
, barbecue tongs
- to no avail. I had to get them.
I peeked my head around the corner and waited until the coast was clear
. step step step.
My clothes were almost in my grasp when a line of fraternity boys
walked by! I froze. Walk walk walk
. They walked right by and I stayed as still as a statue
. I made it! I let my breath out (for I had been holding it) juuuuuuuuuuuuust as the last guy, trying to catch up with his friends jogged by. He stopped
I sheepishly waved back. He was saying something. I'm no good at lip reading
so I got reallllllllllllly close to the window.
"Nice boobs, lady"