I propose a Drunk-Rating on appliances similar to the way most foods in the US have nutritional information right on the label. I say this because I received a bread machine for Christmas and ignored it until two days ago, when I attempted to learn how to use and operate it under the influence of 6 hard ciders.
I have to give the bread machine credit. It tried hard to resist, but I managed to throw all the ingredients together and hit the right buttons and, when I stumbled into the kitchen the next morning for coffee, there was a loaf of perfectly edible bread. It gets a Drunk-Rating of 6 beers, whereas something like an electric hair-clipper gets maybe a 2, because come on. Do you really want a drunk cutting your hair?