As Craig David might modernise it (were he to prove he could write something as black [noir] as the original):
Solomon Grundy, he was born on a Monday,
Christened at the parish church on Tuesday,
Found a girl and married her on We'nesday,
Fell ill on Thursday,

Critical on Friday,
Soul off to the other side on Saturday
Body six feet under on Sunday
This is the story of the glory and the final days
Of Solomon Grundy.
(original parody; until noded at Seven Days, Craig's original's lyrics can be found at