It looked so great in the store,

the Cashmere sweater,  snug and trendy on the mannequin 

now looks frumpy and gross on me 

 

My three month old Fiat,

drove so sleek and fast,  at first

now sits at the garage waiting for parts they don't have 

 

It is so frustrating to pick out something you really love,

only to take it home and find it wanting

 

Sadly, Michael was the same

smart and charming,   chiseled good looks and yet

 

He grew boring so quickly

and so much back hair- really unexpected

 

Fortunately I keep plenty of Strychnine on hand

that is a product that never disappoints