Kelso, Washington -- Located in the southwest corner of the state, the Kelso-Longview area is nothing more than a glorified truckstop with a couple of lumber mills, tossed in for good measure. If you live in Kelso, you either work at the mill, used to, or are a teacher. The only redeeming quality that Kelso posesses is the best Fish & Chips eatery in the entire state, Cap'n Yobys. Recently known for the mudslides which have destroyed over 100 homes.