Yeah, man, Jared is like Batman or something. He is always looking to help other people. And climb walls.

I say: "Dude, let's stay inside, away from people, and do nothing."

But he's like: "Dude, we gotta go out there and help other people."

Then I say: "Wow, dude, why do you keep climbing the wall?"

He says: "Dude, you dropped acid an hour ago."

I say: "Oh yeah."

And then I realize it is not Jared at all. It is my sock.

Man, my sock is like Batman.