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eponymous
Fri Feb 23 2001 at 4:36:01
Since I became a
vegetarian
many years ago, I have become a compulsive reader of
products' Tables of Contents
. You'd be amazed at some of the things you find there.
Citrus
flavored
sodas
often contain
Brominated Vegetable Oil
and/or
Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin
.
Mmmm, that's my tasty substance
!
Jujyfruits
contain
Petrolatum
. Vaseline does, indeed, stick to your teeth.
Hair Dye
includes
Nonoxynol-9
. One wonders how its
spermicidal properties
were discovered.
Nearly all
Ramen
flavor packets include animal products. It didn't used to be that way.
Shampoo
is thickened with table salt. (This is from a friend who works for a major shampoo manufacturer.)
Butterfinger
and
5th Avenue
bars are chock-full of
cornflakes
.
Chewy variations of hard candies (such as Chewy
Spree
and Chewy
Sweetarts
) are chewy because of the
egg whites
within.
Some
cigarettes
contain
chocolate
.
vegetable cruelty movement
Emergency Ingredient Substitutions
Nonoxynol-9
Vegan ingredients
The Decadent Chocolate Chip Cookie
The first time
Jujyfruits
unexpected burst of raspberry
SweeTARTS
Do it right the first time
Secret Ingredient
Alley rat
y'all
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